For the NFL – AFC North

Website design By BotEap.comToday’s stop in our breathless run through the ranks of professional soccer is the AFC North, or, as I like to call it, America’s Most Wanted. From Ben Roethlisburger to Cedric Benson to Pacman Jones, this division is sure to serve at least one criminal per week, if not more. But regardless of the less-than-legal off-field actions of this group, it is still my sacred duty to divide the teams, piece by piece. That is why I am proud to present Part 2 of Around The NFL. This is how the division will be divided:

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Website design By BotEap.com1) Baltimore Ravens 10-6

Quarterback: Joe Flacco (# 14), Mark Bulger (# 30)

Running back: Ray Rice (# 3), Willis McGahee (# 17),

Wide receivers: Derrick Mason (# 23), Anquan Boldin (# 38), Mark Clayton (# 73)

Tight ends: Todd Heap (# 7)

Protection QB: # 21

Rush Protection: # 4

Sacks (from opponent): # 20

Run Defense: # 1

Pass defense: # 9

Key additions: WR Anquan Boldin (# 38), WR Derrick Mason (# 23), QB Mark Bulger (# 30)

Key losses: DT Justin Bannan, DE Dwan Edwards

Notes: Baltimore quietly had the best offseason they could hope for, keeping all the pieces that carried them past the Patriots and into the divisional playoffs. Plus, they added much-needed support in QB, and two quality receivers to back Joe Flacco … Rice and McGahee are the third-best RB combo in the NFL, behind Carolina’s Stewart and Williams, and Carolina’s Williams and Brown. Miami Hiring Jim Zorn as QB coach was a fantastic move; He was instrumental in perfecting the mechanics of both Charlie Batch and Matt Hasselbeck.

Website design By BotEap.com2) Cincinnati Bengals 8-8

Quarterback: Carson Palmer (# 15)

Running back: Cedric Benson (# 14)

Wide receivers: Chad Ochocinco (# 15), Andre Caldwell (# 60), Antonio Bryant (# 66), Terrell Owens (# 70)

Closed ends: Jermaine Gresham (N / A)

Protection QB: # 11

Rush Protection: # 22

Sacks (of the opponent): # 18

Run Defense: # 7

Pass defense: # 6

Key additions: WR Antonio Bryant (# 66), CB Pacman Jones

Key losses: WR Laveranues Coles (# 44), K Shayne Graham

Notes: This team is remarkably average for a team that made the playoffs last year … Teams don’t win by being mediocre at everything; one facet of this team needs to stand out, be it running, passing or gaping defense … Nobody leaves Pacman Jones (vandalism, assault with a deadly weapon, public intoxication) near Cedric Benson (DWI, resisting arrest). Is it just me, or do those orange alternate shirts look more like prison monkeys? Just a thought.

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Quarterback: Ben Roethlisburger (# 8), Byron Leftwich (# 24)

Running back: Rashard Mendenhall (# 25)

Wide receivers: Hines Ward (No. 9), Mike Wallace (No. 16), Antwaan Randle El (No. 51)

Tight ends: Heath Miller (# 8)

Protection QB: # 30

Rush Protection: # 18

Sacks (from opponent): # 3

Run Defense: # 5

Pass defense: # 15

Key additions: QB Byron Leftwich (# 24), WR Antwaan Randle El (# 51), CB Bryant McFadden

Key losses: WR Santonio Holmes (# 10), RB Willie Parker (N / A), G Darnell Stapleton

Notes: Perhaps Roethlisburger’s legal troubles can be traced back to all the blows to the head he takes behind this horrible offensive line? … No team lost more this offseason: Holmes will be impossible to replace, as will Roethlisburger (by the beginning of the year) … With their offense on the decline, the Steelers must return to the way the Super Bowl gave them : Blitzburg … Expect the Steelers passing game to fail without a valid running game to back it up (too, as long as the O line goes down and plays dead).

Website design By BotEap.comCleveland Browns 5-11

Quarterback: Seneca Wallace (# 26), Jake Delhomme (# 33)

Running back: Jerome Harrison (# 28)

Wide receivers: Chansi Stuckey (# 85), Josh Cribbs (N / A), Mohamed Massaquoi (N / A)

Closed ends: Ben Watson (# 10), Robert Royal (# 33)

Protection QB: # 17

Rush Protection: # 17

Sacks (of the opponent): # 7

Run Defense: # 29

Pass defense: # 28

Key additions: QB Jake Delhomme (# 33), QB Seneca Wallace (# 26), TE Ben Watson (# 10)

Key losses: QB Derek Anderson (# 42), QB Brady Quinn (# 31), RB Jamal Lewis (# 41)

Notes: While more attention has been paid to the review of the pins, one has to wonder: Who exactly will they pass to? … Ben Watson is the most promising player here, but when was the last time Belichick let a quality player go? .. Jake Delhomme made the biggest change in recent memory, from Carolina’s high-flying offense to the plane crash that is the Browns … I had high hopes for Colt McCoy, but he better hope for a trade if he wants to fulfill his immense potential as a quarterback.

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